Sunday, March 6, 2011

Random Fact#34

The University of Florida has safety plans in case of a zombie attack

Random Fact#33

When you have a cold, put Vick's Vapor Rub on the bottom of your feet then put socks on before you go to bed, the next day you will release the viruses when you go to the bathroom.
1. Vicks
2. Sleep
3. Bathroom
4. ???
5. Profit!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Random Fact#32

Female lions do ninety percent of the hunting. Thats right, the woman prepares the food.

Random Fact#31

Ostriches are always underestimated; they can run faster than horses, and the males roar like lions.
Best pet evor

Random Fact#30

If you sneeze too hard, you might fracture a rib. Yup.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Random Fact#29

A skunk can spray its smelly stank spray up to 10 feet away. Fuck Skunks -.-

Random Fact#28

A shark can detect 1 part blood in 100 million parts water. Good luck with the escape, bro.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Random Fact#27

When snakes are born with 2 heads, they'll fight eachother to the death for food. Lulz

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Random Fact#26

Penguins can jump up to 6 feet in the air. But they wont; because they're penguins.

Random Fact#25

On a Canadian 2-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. Fail of epic proportions...

Random Fact#24

Eskimo ice cream isn't icy nor creamy...Omnomnomrubber

Random Fact#23

Dueling is legal in Paraguay if both duelers are blood doners. "They've given us all we need, it's okay"

Random Fact#22

America once considered issuing 5-cent bills. Silly Americans, you don't need bills for that:/

Random Fact#21

A man named Charles Hilbourne had hiccups for 6 years o.O

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Random Fact#18

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike than all the Nike workers in Malaysia combined...well, he did handle dat ball pretty well I guess, so he deserves it god damn it.

Random Fact#17

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs. Yaknow...because you don't want your dog to feel self concious.

Random Fact#16

In Los Angeles, there are more automobiles than there are people. Jesus Christ, America...

Random Fact#15

Bubble gum contains rubber. Rubbilicious.

Random Fact#14

A whale's penis is called a "dork". That's unusually halarious to me :)

Random Fact#13

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. WHATTA PIG LOOOL

Random Fact#12

12 newborn children will be given to the WRONG parent each day! :O

Random Fact#11

Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes :P

Random Fact#10

Hippo milk is pink. Yummay!

Random Fact#9

Vending machines kill more people than sharks =.=

Friday, February 11, 2011

Random Fact#8

In Cleveland, Ohio, you need a hunting license to hunt mice -_-

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Random Fact#7

If a lobster loses an eye, it'll grow another one! Does that mean a genetically modified "Lobster-gecko" can be the new Piccolo?

Random Fact#6

Cleopatra married her 2 brothers. I see nothing wrong with that.

Random Fact#5

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes...it never really seemed like it

Monday, February 7, 2011

Random Fact#4

When you sneeze, all of your bodily functions...ALL OF THEM, stop, even your heart! Dust is going to kill us eventually. Let Febreeze destroy our enemy...

Random Fact#3

Termites eat wood two times faster while listening to metal music. Gotta' love moshin'

Random Fact#2

The most amount paid for a cow was 1.5 million in an auction

Random Fact#1

Ripe Grapefruits bounce like a rubber ball